Stephen Drew, the light hitting short shop for the local nine has got nearly everybody in New England riled up. He will be paid Ten Million Dollars for a little more than half a season and is currently batting .143

That means that every time he makes an out (over 85% of his at bats), I like to chant along with the late John Candy in the clip above (The Chant is at :33). Making fun of that contract by chanting has to be healthier than twisting your face up into a knot of burning, seething rage... right?