Ever Wondered How Destructive Cheetos Cheese Dust Could Be to Your Office Chair?

Behold the fruits of someone's labor after eating Cheetos every day for years and wiping their dusty cheese hands all over their office chair. 

There is nothing in this world more toxic than the cheese dust from Cheetos. No matter how much you try and mouth bathe yourself like a cat, the neon orange cheese just stays with you. It's not just on the fingertips either, we're talking deep in the fingernails and corners of your mouth. Epic stains that you can only wash out with a wire brush and hot water.

And yet, I still go back for more.

If I were to rank the best snacks, Cheetos are easily in the Top 10 and they might even crack the Top 5 (behind 1. Combos, 2. Combos, and 3. Combos).

Back to the chair though, how embarrassing is this? I can only eat Cheetos by myself in my own home. This guy (has to be a dude, no way a chick does this) is slaughtering Cheetos EVERY day and staining his office chair.

Also, where's the office janitor? Are they too stunned by this that even getting paid to clean things in the office won't help?

Cheetos. Dangerously Cheesy indeed.