necn.com, a Manchester woman and her boyfriend were arrested on Monday morning and face several charges, including threatening to defecate on an officer. Yea, you read that right.

Here's how I understand the story from necn.com. Bear with me here as I try to summarize this wacky tale.

Manchester officers were called to an apartment due to neighbor complaining of noise around 3 a.m.

Officers were allegedly greeted at the door by a confrontational man. The man reportedly backs off and his girlfriend stands in the doorway.

Officer allegedly sees confrontational man go after a shotgun, and the officer gains access to the apartment in an attempt to get the weapon away from the man.

A struggle reportedly ensued.

An officer used a Taser on the man, necn.com reported, and both the man and woman were taken into custody.

The report also states that as the two were waiting to be taken to jail, the woman threatened to defecate on the officer's leg.

Of course all of these events are alleged and the facts will come out in court, but a very disturbing and interesting story to say the least. You can read the full article from necn.com here.

This story has many layers, I didn't even mention that the couple allegedly egged their neighbors car for asking them to be quiet before the officers arrived.

Clearly I have left out a lot of details in attempts to getting to the defecation part of the story as quickly as possible, because obviously that's the craziest part of this tale.

Like I said, this one's a doozy!