Marley recently celebrated his first birthday, and his three month anniversary of being a part of the Fox clan. There are a few things I've learned about life with Marley. First, he's super affectionate and intuitive. When I'm in a bad mood...Marley knows just when to come and curl up beside me with a well-timed kiss. Another thing I've learned is...he loves to play. I've never seen a dog get more excited about a trip to the dog park in all my life. If I even say the word park in passing conversation...he's instantly at the door, ready to go. And the last thing I've learned...Marley sheds. He sheds a LOT! Just look at this picture of him on my bed. Cute? Of course he is. But look at all that hair. UGH!

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Well, there's this new product for sale that combats all of that hair. It's called the Shed Defender.  It's basically a onesie for your dog. The website says it's supposed to keep your dog from shedding all over your house. But can they do it without making him look like a dolt?

If dogs really do feel shame and embarrassment...wearing one of these will surely cause it. I can only imagine what the other dogs will think if Marley shows up at the dog park in one of these get-ups. For the love of Lassie...just say no.

But if you're interested...they start at $40 for small dogs and go up to $63 for big dogs.