negativity stone

The Reason I Carry a Negativity Stone In My Pocket Everyday
The Reason I Carry a Negativity Stone In My Pocket Everyday
The Reason I Carry a Negativity Stone In My Pocket Everyday
My wife seems to think I have a negative attitude (she's right I do) so she asks that I carry this negativity stone with me.  It is supposed to suck the negativity from my body and render me positive.  It doesn't work.  At least not yet,  I've had this in my pocket for weeks, but maybe this one is broken.