The United States Women’s Hockey Team Loses and the Chimney Falls Off My Roof
So yesterday as I was screaming at the television due to the U.S. womens hockey team choking right before my eyes (they were in overtime at this point), I heard a gigantic thud. Must be some snow and ice falling off the roof, right? No.
The chimney broke away from the house. A gigantic glacier slid down the roof, hit the chimney and knocked it clean to the ground. So, I went outside to check it out, walked back inside and Canada has scored the game winner. Sweet. What do you do when the chimney falls off of your house? Nothing. I rent, so I called the landlord.