This Is Me In 10 Years
A 77 year old guy in Florida gets arrested for assaulting a 65 year old because the younger guy had more than 20 items in the “express lane”. I’m surprised this sort of thing doesn’t happen more often, but perhaps I’m even more surprised I haven’t started one of these altercations. Top of the list of my pet peeves is being in the express line, psyched that there’s a good chance I’ll get in and out of the store without too much stress, only to get behind the person who has 23 items in a 20 item line. Sorry. It’s not supposed to be allowed. I’m not great at math, but I can count to 20. I have yet to speak up, but I’m sure, like William Golladay, that express line fuse is already lit, and perhaps when I’m 77…kaboom!