What Ryan Lochte DWTS Protest Means For My DWTS Predictions

If you haven't seen the footage of the Ryan Lochte protest on last night's DWTS, the look on Judge Carrie Ann Inaba's face says it all.

Carrie Ann is expressing the perfect combination of annoyance and disgust. I grade her reaction to this pathetic 'Anti-Lochte' protest as a Perfect 10.

I share her feeling but for a different reason. Now, my prediction of a first week elimination for Ryan Lochte has completely danced off the stage.

He will now receive a tiny amount of sympathy votes that will keep him safe from next week's elimination. This means I will now have to do RESEARCH in predicting next week's ULTIMATE LOSER (the first 'Star' that's bounced in any given season)

Thanks a lot pathetic protesters! Now, I probably won't be able to figure out what will happen for an entire week! I might actually have to watch these 'Stars' dance next Monday and wait until Tuesday morning to make my guess.

The fact that my guess will be based upon sheer dancing ability makes me physically ill. This is no place for such a logical and sane process of divination, these are my DWTS predictions! I'm taking a couple aspirin and will return on September 20th.