‘A Gronking to Remember’ Gets the Gilbert Gottfried Treatment [NSFW]

If you were looking for someone to make an erotica novel about Rob Gronkowski spiking a football come to life then you've come to the right place. Ladies and gentlemen, a reading of " A Gronking to Remember" by comedian Gilbert Gottfried.

The unique sounding comic joined TMZ to provide us with this comedy gold. He's also starring in the new season of 'The Apprentice.'

I need video of Gronkowski himself reading an excerpt and I needed it yesterday. No scratch that, I need Belichick reading the novel. Let's put it to a vote.