DWTS Elimination: The Suspense is Terrible

The exact quote is 'The suspense is terrible, I hope it'll last.' from fictional chocolatier Willy Wonka. Well, he certainly would have loved last night's elimination on DWTS Season 21.

Because there wasn't one!

Well, two can play at that game. I will also delay my prediction of the Mirrorball Trophy winner until next Monday morning. I hope to not only pick the Champion, but correctly predict the 2nd and 3rd place finalists as well.

I remind you, I aced Season 20 last Spring. My DWTS precognitive abilities are unmatched and you should rightly tremble in anticipation of next Monday's post.