I've heard a lot of whining in this Year of 2015 that there is no Hover Board in the marketplace like we were promised in 'Back To The Future Part 2'. I am here to argue that this 'Post Modern Skateboard' is equally 'Heavy Duty Doc'.

Yes, I know that there isn't a board and that is exactly why I prefer it over the fictitious Mattel product that is going to hit the imaginary Hill Valley market in October. I've determined that there is no way these circles could flip up and destroy my groin during a flop. Groin safety is of the utmost importance. And they're only 99.99!