Stupid News: What Drives 100MPH and Will Make You Laugh?

The answer is, a 21 year old from Upstate New York. I'm not going to tell you his name OR the town in which this 'epic movie' style car chase occurred unless you read more.

Yes folks, that is the mugshot of none other than Indiana Jones. Mr. Jones led police on a lengthy car chase that ended with spike strips puncturing the tires of the suspect's car.

The name of the city where this motor marathon melee began? Rushville. Sometimes these things just write themselves.

Perhaps even more impressive than his name is Mr. Jones' ability to avoid expensive incarceration. Unlawfully fleeing police, speeding and having an unregistered, uninsured and uninspected vehicle resulted in only posting $1000 bail.

Not even the fictional hero Dr. Henry Jones Jr. could escape such a calamity THAT unharmed.