What Complete Jerks Give Out on Halloween

This Halloween please, for the safety of your mailbox and trees out front, avoid the following trick or treat handouts.

Gum

I knew a dentist in my neighborhood that was famous for handing out sugar-free gum. F that guy.

Pencils

Teacher jerks would be the most likely to hand out these. Nothing more upsetting than expecting candy and you get #2 pencils.

Chinese Food Take-Out Menus

If anyone has an abundance of take-out menus in their house it's always to the local chinese food restaurant.

Candy Corn

Hands down the worst "candy" that exists.

Bottle Caps

Perhaps they missed recycling that day and needed to get rid of them.

Old VHS Tapes

Nothing makes a child smile quicker than getting your old VHS tapes. Seriously though, just throw them away.