The NFL Has a Hotline Specifically for Patriots-Related Complaints

If you think you've been wronged by the New England Patriots just call this 'Patriots Complaint' hotline setup through the NFL.

Finally a place where NFL fans can register their own sour grapes accusations of Patriots cheating and (insert word)gates.

Scored too many points? Call this number.

Tricked you into messing up a fake punt play? Call this number.

Serious question - if this was real how many calls from sobbing fans would the NFL receive every week? 100? 1,000?