Behold the chainsaw carving genius of 'The Machine' Jesse Green. I have but one critique to offer upon this masterpiece that was miraculously carved from one single solitary tree stump.

In honor of NFL commish Roger Goodell, I wish he would have put The New England Patriots Championship ring on the middle finger.

This sculpture is located in an unnamed Boston suburb and is based upon ESPN Magazine's September of 2011 issue entitled 'Welcome To Boston Loozah'.

I don't think I'm overstating this when I say it may be the most beautiful work of art that's ever been created.