Why Vermin Surpreme Wears a Boot on His Head
Learn the fascinating story behind the boot Vermin Surpreme wears on his head.
This might be the most sense Vermin has ever made in an interview since he began campaigning. It "was raining in rainbow land," that's why he decided to wear one of his galoshes on his head to protect his flow from the rain.
The additional foam insert inside the boot works with gravity and friction to stay on his head even when dancing about looking for voters. Perfect.
We even get a glimpse into his shoe buying policy: "sell shoes a la carte." There's no need to buy them in pairs. A vote for Vermin is a vote for a la carte shoes.