Worst Driver In The Universe Takes Five Minutes To Leave Parking Lot [VIDEO]

This has got to be the worst driver in the universe, right?  It took this person five minutes to get out of the parking lot, and it wasn't even full.

I found myself yelling at the computer screen, 'cut the wheel, cut the wheel!'  I mean this is just terrible technique all around.  There were so many options to get out of that space easily and this person did the opposite of all of them.  Also, what does a person that can't drive need with a BMW?  Probably better off with something that doesn't cost so much to repair.  How about leaving a note after you smash into someone's vehicle, too?  This has to be fake, no one is this bad at parking, right?