You never know what you are going to find on Craigslist. This Danbury, NH seller is trying to sell off something that could either end up being sexy or life-threatening.

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Looking for a way to live out your dreams of being an exotic dancer, or spice up your marriage? New Hampshire Craigslist has just the thing for you.

This was hand made by one if my friends! Very sturdy it can be outside all year round. Asking $50.00 thus is for pick up only as it does have to be taken apart also .

Here are a few questions I have right off the bat:

  1. Why are you selling it for your friend? Can't they just sell it themselves?
  2. Who uses a stripper pole outside?
  3. What kind of person uses an outdoor stripper pole "all year round"?
  4. How did the seller come to the price of $50? Seems a bit cheap to me.
  5. Where are all these outdoor stripper parties?
  6. When are these parties happening?

I am having a hard time imagining what series of events lead to the construction of this thing and ending up being sold by a "friend." Was it a drunken dare, therapeutic construction or some sort of weird fetish?

No matter what I cannot trust the construction of a stripper pole that somebody is selling for $50. I have a feeling it will lead to bruised faces, broken bones and possibly a stripping fatality.

Also, is this a used stripper pole or a brand new stripper pole? I hope it comes with some Clorox Wipes if it is used because Lord knows what kind of nasty pole dancing goes on in Danbury, NH.

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Speaking of used stripper poles, this seller out of Lebanon, NH is selling the "real deal" stripper pole for $120.

Dance/Stripper Pole for sale. Brand new hardly used. Get your dance/fitness on ladies, have some fun.  All materials for permanent installation included. Shiny chrome finish. Was $140.00 new. Not some cheap flimsy pole, the real deal. Turning the room it's in into a walk in closet so it has to go. Will negotiate price for reasonable cash only offers, no creepy dudes please. Thanks!

So this individual was all about stripping in their home, but decided to turn the room designated for sexy dancing into more closet space.

This particular item has been posted three times and, since she (I assume its a girl) is asking for no "creepy dudes," there have probably been a lot of creeps messaging her. They probably send things like "Hey baby I'll give you $50 to dance for me" or "Please strip for me or love me I am so alone."

There are definitely some freaky people here in little ol' New Hampshire. I guess Craigslist is a good way to find them.

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