David Ortiz Bobblehead Night Has Been Cancelled Because The Bobbleheads Are ‘Unacceptable’

So, David Ortiz bobblehead night has been cancelled. The Red Sox made this announcement at 2:15 via Twitter.

Check out the message they sent out:

The bobbleheads are 'not appropriate for distribution,' which means they look awful and the Red Sox would be embarrassed to hand them out. Probably a good move on their part. These bobbleheads look awful.

and here's a close-up:

What the heck is going on with Big Papi's mouth? And who painted these things. They look like they were constructed by a 3 year old! Send 'em back!