This latest ploy from Dancing With The Stars almost has me handing in my metaphoric paddle. If you want to find out who was eliminated last night, click right here.

NOBODY WAS ELIMINATED

I just wasted two seconds of your day. Well, imagine how millions of viewers felt last night after watching for TWO HOURS.

I despise non-elimination rounds even when there are only a few terrific teams remaining. Having a non-elimination round after only THREE prior eliminations? Way too early. This makes me wonder if there will be more of them, MANY more of them and the DWTS final won't air until August.

I'm only adding Ginger Zee's dance and the end here because I think she had a commendable Salsa.

Hopefully, next week I'll be back reporting on an actual elimination instead of a 2 hour fake out. I don't think there is a paddle with a numeric value low enough for me to score a non-elimination show.