The trolls at Thrillist ranked each state based on the quality of food and drink available and the results are not flattering for the Granite State. 

Using "research", and food forums, Thrillist came up with rankings for each state focusing on four key questions:

  1. What did they produce
  2. What iconic items were they known for
  3. What is their beer/wine/spirits production like
  4. What is the food/drink scene like in their cities?

Sadly, the great state of New Hampshire didn't even crack the Top 25. In fact, we didn't even get a proper description. All they did was write a rude joke, and it wasn't even funny. Well, you be the judge.

#42 New Hampshire

Everyone is too busy planning out which NASCAR T-shirt they’re going to wear to vote in the primaries two years from now to cook... all those apples lying around rotting in their yards next to all those old Paul Tsongas campaign signs.

I don't know about you but I'm downright insulted. They couldn't have picked maple candy? Lobster rolls? Just one of the many fantastic breweries?

Hey congratulations to Maine though for making the top 10 in this useless troll job of a listicle.