Here’s A Healthy ‘Wedgie’ That You’ll Be Dreaming About Eating

Cast your eyes upon the low carb awesomeness that is 'Wedgie Burger'. I'm about to tell you not only where you can get a 'Wedgie', but how you can give one for a good cause!

A representative from Red Robin sent me this official press release because I was so excited about their 'Cure Burger' last year.

'Wedgie' should prove to be very popular in the month of January when it seems that carbohydrates are all but forbidden from everyone's diet. A 'wedge' of lettuce is used for a bun as it's wrapped around a burger piled with bacon, tomatoes, red onion and my personal favorite, guacamole.

I would eat a sneaker if it was covered in guacamole.

From now until February 7th, you can buy a prepaid e-gift card featuring 'Wedgie' and a portion of the proceeds will go to DUDE, be nice an organization based on positivity and kindness. In this very rare case, receiving a huge 'Wedgie' would be a very wonderful thing indeed!

The closest Red Robin location for Shark listeners is at The Mall of New Hampshire on South Willow Street in Manch Vegas!

This works out great for me as I'm 2015 FBT Athlete of the Year and I need to focus on healthier options. The doctor's appointment I have scheduled in 2 weeks is another reason to 'get a Wedgie' even though it sounds more like a reason to visit the emergency room. (Atomic wedgies have been known to be quite hazardous to one's health.)