Jonathan Must Learn the Ways of the Self Checkout

So Jonathan blogged about an old man assaulting another old man in the supermarket express checkout line because the guy had 2 items over the allotted 20.  We also discussed this on the air and we discovered that Jonathan actually counts the items the person in front of him has, and becomes nervous and claustrophobic being in line for too long.  He believes that he will be the one throwing haymakers if this happens to him ten years from now.  I have a solution.  It's called the self checkout.

Not all stores have them, and they can be intimidating at first, but it's a quick and easy exit, and may keep Jonathan out of jail.  Give it a shot dude!