Manchester ‘Goldilocks’ Story Will Warm Your Heart

This Manchester break-in story probably won't warm your heart, but it's local and quite funny. Apparently, a disorientated woman wandered into somebody's apartment, entered the living room and fell asleep on a rocking chair. The woman assumed the apartment was vacant. It was not. 

One can't help but wonder if the first two chairs were too hard or soft or if there was any porridge involved.