Oil, Wood or Frostbite?

Here I briefly discuss 2 choices you have to avoid the third option in the title.

1. Oil

Heating your home can be as easy as flicking a switch!! Unfortunately the person depicted below shows up to deliver it and it's bye-bye $$$.

 "3 minutes to pump = $500 bill for Aaron HAHAHAHA"- My Evil Oilman

2. Wood

It is a much cheaper option. But turning large trees into a neat stack of stove-length pieces takes many hours. You also risk bodily injury, ranging from splinters all the way to chainsaw related decapitation.  You could also be injured by walking by a woodpile that I helped stack. If I am in any way involved, it isn't so much stacking wood as it is a dangerous large game of Jenga.

Wow is this an earthquake photo? Nope.. this is the last time I helped stack wood.