Winter – The Discontent of My Discontent

Get up. Take a shower. Get in the car. Drive to work. Eight months out of the year this entire process takes about an hour. Four months out of the year it can take up to 4 hours...and far too often.

Where's my scraper? Wait...where's my car?!?

A Winter's Day in New England...A How-To Guide:

If you can manage to shovel a tunnel of freedom through your driveway in under 2 hours, you then embark on your journey at a speed 90% slower than you usually drive. If you manage to not get fired because you are 3 hours late..congrats! Eight hours later your car will need to be cleaned off again and back at home, the tunnel o freedom you worked so hard to shovel will be magically replaced with just as much snow as you removed and the city snowplow will have topped that off with a dense 4 foot wall of frozen sadness. Cheers!!