Phil Spector has an Interesting New Hairstyle

The convicted murderer may be method acting for a role as Sméagol in a Lord of the Rings reboot.

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Phil Spector’s latest mugshot is terrifying, and a reminder to all of us that, although we have our flaws, at least we don’t look like a walking alien autopsy.

California's North Kern State Prison forbids prisoners to wear wigs, which has left ol’ Spector with no choice but to accept his baldness. Don’t trust what Rogaine tells you because it will come for all of us men eventually.

The 74-year-old was put away in 2009 for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson. He was sentenced 19 to life for the shooting, but deserves a few more years for giving me the utter creeps.

At least we are all beautiful on the inside, well, most of us.