The United States Women’s Hockey Team Loses and the Chimney Falls Off My Roof

So yesterday as I was screaming at the television due to the U.S. womens hockey team choking right before my eyes (they were in overtime at this point), I heard a gigantic thud.  Must be some snow and ice falling off the roof, right?  No.

The chimney broke away from the house.  A gigantic glacier slid down the roof, hit the chimney and knocked it clean to the ground.  So, I went outside to check it out, walked back inside and Canada has scored the game winner.  Sweet.  What do you do when the chimney falls off of your house? Nothing.  I rent, so I called the landlord.