As I was walking around the back parking lot on this gorgeous Spring day, I couldn't help but take a few imaginary swings with an equally fictional 5-iron. Here's a list of local courses that are very much real and many of them are open or opening very soon.
April is the greatest month of the year because the snow melts making way for green grass and warmer temps...and the Masters golf tournament is on! Normally the Masters is a 'stuffy' event packed with snobs from green to green. Watch and listen as Gary Player makes every jaw at Augusta drop when he talks about Arnold Palmer pooping.
You can keep your engraved teaspoons, little bells or decorative salt and pepper shakers... I want stacks of cash. If my latest casino vacation junket has not secured more greenery to my scenery, there is a nice secondary alternative.