This Year Is The Year To Give Someone Actual Coal For Christmas (*NSFW)

Thanks goodness because I have a long list!

If you have someone or someones on your crap list for Christmas this year, you can give them coal.

We've heard about giving coal to people who aren't worthy of a nice gift, and now there's actually a company who will do it for you.

Just go to the Kentucky for Kentucky website, and you can send the jerk or jerks in your life a lump of coal.

It's a very affordable seven dollars, and comes in a holiday box with a wonderfully festive greeting card.

"Merry Christmas, butthole", the card reads.

How long is your list?