July 10th is a perfect day for National Piña Colada day, however this hilarious performance by Rupert Holmes is far from perfect.

This unfortunate video is a shame because Rupert Holmes (from Wikipedia) is an unbelievably talented and accomplished writer, arranger and musician. But with his over-sized maroon sweater and Eddie Deezen -like stage presence, it begs the question, how many Pina Coladas would it take for a chick to 'Escape' with him? I've got to put the over/under at 10.

Another question you may ask is "Why are the subtitles in Spanish?" Because it's Piña Colada Day of course. Sing along with Rupert!