A-Train’s Throwback Thursday… A License To Thrill? [PHOTO]

It was March of 1990, Michael Jordan hadn't yet won an NBA championship, Janet Jackson hadn't yet started her Rhythm Nation tour and I hadn't yet driven a car legally. But all that was about to change with this epic mugshot.

I take it as a matter of pride that I've always hated mullets and never had one and this license photo is proof, and it captures my hair at it's fullest both in volume and length. It's been called a bowl cut or Dutch Boy but I was really trying emulate a CCR-era John Fogerty.

I'm also prideful that I wasn't lying about my weight, if I remember correctly, I think I rounded up which has not happened since. Prepare yourself for the inevitable split screen and/or ravages of time!

Not bad considering all those bountiful locks are gone and I've had a near quarter century obsession with General Tso's chicken. The only thing really disturbing about this is that I've had two hairstyles in my life and they're both in the following music video.