The Shark’s DWTS Elimination Predictor on Remarkable Hot Streak

In my four year reign as The Shark's resident DWTS correspondent, I have never looked this good for this long. With Charo's departure last night, my winning streak is approaching 5 months!

It pains me to make this next prediction, not only because of my newfound Midas touch, but also because the person I think is going home next week was the one I was most excited to see on the dance floor in Season 24.

Eliminated Next Week Prediction: Mr. T

I'm sure he would pity me and my foolish choice, but I fear next week will be the last for Lawrence Tureaud (AKA Mr. T).

After a couple of weeks, the novelty stars usually begin to disappear and then the eldest stars are not far behind. Hopefully next week will be a Non-Elimination round and I'm wrong, but I feel like T's elimination is almost certain.