This Spider Ran Across My Desk Then Disappeared and I’m Freaking Out
What's worse than seeing a live, huge spider with 8 eyes in your office? Having that big, huge spider with 8 eyes RUN AWAY so you don't know where it went in your office!!!!
Here I am, sitting in my office, minding my own business, when a spider crawled across my desk! Not just a wee spider, but a humungo, eight eyed, furry legged spider! It was about the size of a quarter! Maybe even a half dollar. I may have screeched a little bit, okay, a lot and ran from my desk, trying to keep an eye on it. Too late, it was already gone behind my desk. I looked around the floor a little bit for it, but really all I wanted to do was run away. What do I do now? It's still here!!!
I decided to look up what kind of spider it might be and man, I found a lot of really scary spiders indigenous to New Hampshire, but I think I've narrowed it down to this one... The Wolf Spider.
For the love of all that is holy, would you look at this thing? I know that it has a place in this world, but not on my desk.
This morning, on the Shark Morning Show, I got some calls from Shark Nation that told me that the Wolf Spider CARRIES THEIR BABIES ON THEIR BACK and if you attempt to kill them, sometimes, their babies scatter in hundreds of different directions. It's the stuff of nightmares, my friends. If you'd like, you can check out this video. Don't say I didn't warn you.
After this, I need to see some cute dogs....
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