U Pick ‘Em Football Picks For Week 8

Hugh from Eliot Small Engine is convinced that Team Train has not picked a winning team in 84 years. Though I know this must be an exaggeration, it does seem accurate.

Team Train (2-5) Picks Oakland

Why are we picking The Raiders to beat Houston and overcome a SIX POINT SPREAD?

Because the Magic 8 Ball told Hugh 'You May Rely On It'.

Why are we believing in a plastic icosahedron floating in blue liquid?

Because we haven't won a game since September and we're running out of ideas!

Team Sarah (5-2) Picks Los Angeles (NFC)

The Los Angeles Rams are hosting the winless, useless, pitiful and hopeless Cincinnati Bengals.

While the Rams have been a far cry from the George Halas Trophy winning squad of a year ago, the 2019 Bengals would have difficulty beating the Alabama Crimson Tide*.

Just chalk up Team Sarah as a 6-2 team already.

*Cincy would CRUSH The Miami Dolphins however.