Bates Motel Mid-Season Scorecard in Honor of Sox Opening Day

It's all things Red Sox today as the home town team is back at Fenway and spring has sprung again. In honor of this Boston holiday, I'm using a baseball scorecard to review the first half of this year's season of Bates Motel.

As I am impatiently awaiting what should be a 'killer' episode tonight, I'm reviewing the first five episodes and keeping track of some interesting stats.

This box score is from the first episode. There were 2 deaths, a meltdown from Norma and a possible blackout from Norman. A confirmed blackout would be notated without the question mark. If Norman had the meltdown, the figure would be lacking the pretty blonde bob hairdo. (The character has not yet purchased a wig.)

The two skull and crossbones represent two deaths for those of you that may be cursed with a complete lack of symbolic knowledge. As you can tell from the box score recording just :43 minutes in the lives of The Bates, they are cursed far worse than any silly 86-year championship drought.